Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
- Misha Collins: When I was nine, I learned a joke. And told it to my grandmother. It's a bit if pantomime.
- *motions to "come here" with finger; fan walks up*
- Misha Collins: I bet I can make you come with one finger.